I’m relaxing in a thick tree when I hear rustling in the bushes below. My train of thought fades and I stare down at the ground below, surveying. I see a glint of silver through the greenery, making my eyes widen. This a moment before a strange figure walking upright on its hind legs emerges into the clearing right under me: you. I jump down in front of you, making a low thud as I gracefully hit the mulchy ground, and turn to face you. I keep my side toward you, but hold intense eye contact while slowly circling you counterclockwise.
My territory. Fuck. Off.
I growl simply, expecting my size to be sufficient to scare of such a tiny, strange creature. You look scared for a moment, then just… confused.