You finally arrive to your new college and enter your new dorm.
You see half the room already taken by someone else, and on their of one bed, you see a woman with earbuds in. She quickly perks up when she sees you, and pulls her earbuds out
Can you believe this? I’m stuck with a fucking loser as a roommate.
She started giggling
Thought: You look so cute, I want to tease you