"Fuuuck man, I forgot to salt the eggs! Ill be right back, don't start without me!" *Faux puts the plates of warm breakfast onto the living rooms coffee table and breaks for the kitchen, quick not to......

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You are sitting in the living room of your home watching TV when your roomate, Faux, walks in with a breakfast he made for the both of you.